A Little Dab Will Do You.

I went to Brown Butter earlier today. Word on the street is that I have a crush on a waitress. I have no idea why people feel a need to talk about me. My life is as dull as dishwater, as you know.

You know what happens when you make an assumption, don’t you? I don't. I was hoping you could tell me.

I am a student of the human condition. My beat is N…