A Surfeit of Greenville.

Look pal, it is late. I don’t have time to describe the kaleidoscope of life that is Greenville, South Carolina. Greenville is like Mystic Pizza, a slice of heaven, lowercase, just like Mystic Pizza.

I will tell you the conclusions I have reached thus far. Spoiler Alert: It is premature for me to fully say what I think about Greenville, South Carolina. I need to do more field research.

Greenville, South Carolina is nothing like New Orleans, Louisiana. They are in different states.