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A Tale of Two Toilets.

A Tale of Two Toilets.

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May 09, 2023
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Did you hear about those two toilets on the sidewalk on North Robertson Street? The whole neighborhood is abuzz about them. First come, first served. Finders keepers, losers weepers. They have all the hardware in their tanks, too.

You will have to supply your own lids. The toilet tanks are lidless. That porcelain was put to other uses than curbsi…

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