A Trip to the Horologist. Chapter 536.

For the first time in my long life, I have broken the body of a swatch. I have to break out one of my collection of vintage swatches. I am not a collector. They were given to me by a swatch collector I know. I am wearing a new vintage swatch, fresh from its 1988 case.

Personal Jesus.

The band on my new swatch is cracking, it so old. It is decomposin…