An Appealing Christmas Story. Chapter 561.

Mrs. King and I had a very Jewish Christmas this year. We went to the movies and we had Chinese food.

We went to see Wonka. As someone who lives the most Wonka-esque life I know, I was curious to see how modern cinema would treat the character. I suspected Hollywood would make it look easier than it is in real life, to live in a world of pure imaginat…