BFFs.

Python Lady asked me how my new BFF is doing.

I looked up from my Wall Street Journal. “Which one?” I said.

“You know who. I’m talking about your little watchband pal. What are you going to do next?”

We will find out next week.

It is a good thing that I chose to not tell Python Lady that while Leather Tuscadero and I were sunbathing at the Drifter the ot…