Bootleg Haircut.

I like words with a one-letter difference. Do you want to be a champ or do you want to be a chump? It’s like the difference between Dumbo and Jumbo. Dumbo had heart. Who doesn’t like a lovable chump?

It is a very scatterbrained day today, all over the map. It has been pouring rain out of the sky. What use are tears in the rain? When I say it is po…