Chuck E. Cheese Accentuates the Positive.

I am here to tell the tale.

The secret to happiness is low expectations.

Nanette, Bea, and your humble narrator went to Chuck E. Cheese together. We met up at high noon. Bea was late. Nanette drove me over the bridge to the West Bank. She did not enjoy her passenger. I hate to ride in a car. Happiness loves company, though, so I was looking forward…