Cooter Brown's Corned Beef.

Leather Tuscadero is going to kick me the next time she sees me if I tell you she is a figment of my imagination.

Leather Tuscadero is a figment of my imagination.

I am going to fold up my Wall Street Journal and tuck it into the back of my pants when I see Leather Tuscadero tomorrow.

I have finally figured out Leather’s Cooter Brown’s obsession, at least…