DO NOT TELL THE MAYOR. Chapter 544.
Free subscribers do not know this because the full pygmy story unfolded behind the paywall and in personalized paid-only letters, but the story of this pygmy I met the other night is causing quite a stir in the upper echelons of New Orleans politics.
I just found out that somebody in Mayor Cantrell’s office is a paid subscriber. One of her staff contacted me to learn more about the oingo boingo pygmy. The mayor has her finger on the people’s pulse.
The reason I refrain from making things up is because if I did, I would have to deal with the aftermath. Nobody wants to get caught with egg on their face.
Where was I? Oh, yeah, that pygmy I met the other day. I need to get behind the paywall for this story. It is a loo-loo. The mayor wants the pygmy to be the spokesmodel for a new city initiative. It is something about little person-positivity and climate change and my tax dollars at work.
A person does not need imagination if they live in New Orleans. A parade just went past our house.
