Fair Grounds Race Track Ashtrays.

Thanksgiving Day is the opening day at the race track.  Everybody gets dressed up and goes to bet on the horses.  Everybody who doesn’t want to get dressed up knows a good bookie.  There’s a horseplayer in every family, and he or she was probably introduced to it at the Fair Grounds Race Course.  Management keeps talking about offering collectible ash trays again, but nobody has considered it seriously since what happened in 1993.

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