Finger Rings. Chapter 502.
True story:
Last week, I was sitting in a bar and a guy who shall remain nameless was bragging about how he wears three rings on his hands. He is unmarried. This guy's macho skull rings were the right proportion for his hands and, really, he looked like the kind of guy who would wear three chunky, clunky, sterling silver biker rings. I know him. I hav…