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Frost on the Pumpkin.

Frost on the Pumpkin.

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Dec 22, 2024
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It is fifty degrees Fahrenheit. Br-r-r-r-r-r. Everyone outside is chilly. So is everyone inside this restaurant, which shall remain nameless. Someone is chopping onions and limburger cheese for today’s omelet special and the smell is overwhelming. This is why the door is open.

Some diners mention the pungent odor. Others bring up the fact that it i…

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