Ghostbusters 4. Chapter 635.

For once, I did not go to the Broad Theater for a Pimm’s Cup and a hot dog. Nor did I go for a Pimm’s Cup and a small popcorn.

I am getting addicted to that movie theater-grade popcorn salt, the kind that is supposed to be butter-flavored. It is so finely ground and salty it will pucker your mouth the way Bull Whipple, who is a real piece of work, pursed her lips at me, sealed with an air kiss.

Bull Whipple has a crush on Leather Tuscadero. Bull Whipple told me. Leather gives Bull Whipple the brush-off. Leather Tuscadero does not have a crush on Bull Whipple. I think I would know.

Mrs. King and I went to see Ghostbusters 4 at the Broad Theater.

Ghostbusters 4 has plenty of Dan Akroyd in it and very little Bill Murray. Dan Arkoyd must have needed the paycheck more than Bill Murray.

I went to see Bill Murray. I did not go to see Dan Akroyd. Dan Akroyd was okay at whatever it is that he did, but, I paid my six matinee dollars to see Bill Murray, who I only saw for maybe ten minutes screen time.

I was talking to Python Lady yesterday. She asked me if Dan Akroyd is still alive. I told I would tell her after this morning. As of filming, Dan Akroyd is still alive.

Dan Akroyd has a penthouse condominium in the French Quarter. If you are on the upper floors of the Westin Hotel you see Dan Akroyd’s rooftop garden.

I have not seen Dan Akroyd in a dog’s age.

Now, behind the paywall, I will tell you about Leather Tuscadero’s relationship with Bull Whipple.

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