Godzilla vs. Kong. An Interlude.

You will notice that I am using contractions during this interlude. This is just between you and I, on the down low. Don’t tell anybody.

I ran into a midget in the men’s room at Ralph’s-on-the-Park the other day. I really want to tell you the story about it, because, really, who doesn’t want to hear a story about a midget caught with his pants down in…