Hey, Kids! Comics!
About 1400 words.
Let me give you a piece of advice. If you take your drunken mother to a restaurant and you see the best-dressed man in the room sitting by himself and minding his own business, don’t sit next to that guy with your mother between the two of you——even if this guy is a friend of yours. All you are going to do is irritate him.
Trust me. I…