Jazz Fest For Losers.
Bayou Boogaloo is going on. Jeezum Crow. I have to go the long way to get anywhere I want to go. I was going to go to the post office but it is across the street from Bayou Boogaloo. I guess I will mail my package on Monday, once the hullaballoo has subsided.
I am not going to say the word brouhaha over the course of this discourse.
I had some of those new Zapp’s Evil Eye potato chips for breakfast this morning. They were okay. I am not going to buy them again.
Zapp’s Evil Eye potato chips are to Zapp’s Voodoo potato chips as Bayou Boogaloo is compared to Jazz Fest.
Bayou Boogaloo is Jazz Fest for losers. I am not saying this from my own opinion. I am reporting something that I have heard on the street, over and over and over again all week. I am used to talking about the same things day after day but even I am tired of talking about Bayou Boogaloo.
I am in a feud with the organizer so much so that just the thought of this festival makes my blood pressure rise. I am a friend to those who have no friends and an enemy only to those who choose to make me one.
I wish Mayhew Bakery was still open. I only say this because the building is owned by the Bayou Boogaloo guy.
You might think I would post a photo of the front of the Zapp’s Potato Chips Evil Eye bag. I am sorry to disappoint. This is not a paid endorsement. The Zapp’s factory is upriver, in St. James Parish—I think. I have little interest in what happens outside Orleans Parish. I do not know who is in charge of bag design at Zapp’s but he or she should be fired or, at the very least, demoted.
The snack company that has the best logo in the business is Utz (NYSE: UTZ, current share price $16.70—you should invest). The current logo is based on the original. I understand why the company changed it—-I am going to talk about this behind the paywall.
Zapp’s is now owned by Utz, a company out of Pennsylvania. Having a friend in Pennsylvania is nothing like having a friend in New Orleans.
I have never met a Mennonite in New Orleans. There is no farmland to speak of.
While it gives me mild satisfaction to hear people’s opinions about Bayou Boogaloo, that it is Jazz Fest for losers, the main complaint about it is that it is getting too big. That and it now costs money to get in.
Nobody likes to spend money to be disappointed.
Have you ever been to a massage parlor?
People come from out of town to go to Bayou Boogaloo. It happens every year. Maybe you will visit. I know where you should stay. If you come for Bayou Boogaloo, you can tell me how you like it. You will never find me there. I doubt you will find any Mennonites, either.
Zapp’s Evil Eye potato chips taste mostly like ketchup. I would like them if I were Canadian. If I were Canadian, maybe I would enjoy Bayou Boogaloo more. I am not implying that Canada is full of losers.