Leather Gets a Promotion.

I was talking with Leather Tuscadero, my reliable sidekick. Have you ever heard a record skip? Leather was once again telling me how she does not like being my sidekick. “You know we’re tight Mr. King. I am more than a sidekick. I bring a lot of added value to this acquaintanceship.”

She drove me, once, to Chuck E. Cheese. We squabbled the whole ti…