Midget Wrestling. Part One. Chapter 652.

A posse spontaneously assembled. It was me, your humble narrator, Leather Tuscadero, Boy George, Punk Barbie, Cypher, and a very nice young lady I have met before but don’t really remember. It turns out that she and I have a lot in common.

We agreed to convene at the Battle Bar in Chalmette.

We all had to look up where the Battle Bar is located. We were out on our mental maps where the parchment is blank and it just says, “Here there be dragons.”

There were no dragons though there was something in the air. The termites were swarming that night.

We all had to wear wristbands for identification purposes. I am still wearing mine.

Now, I will tell you the rest of the story. Midgets are involved.