Ode to My Sidekick.

Get ready. I see I am in a mood. This is paid only so I get to not care even less than I usually do. I am writing one free post and one paid post for marketing reasons. I am sorry to clutter up your inbox. This is what you pay for. I am working out the kinks in the system.

Leather Tuscadero and I were crying in each other’s beers down at Cosimo’s. …