Possible New Anchor. Part Deuce.

So, get this, I was talking to this guy wearing a fitted beige nylon button down shirt. He had no jacket. He had no necktie. He was wearing blue plaid pants that were what they were, and brown tasseled loafers.

This guy was well- coiffed, a handsome pretty boy.

He let me touch the fabric of his shirt. I would not wear a shirt like that outside on a …