Return of the Warlord. Chapter 550.

Get ready for a doozy. I warn you beforehand, if you do not have your decoder ring handy, not much that follows may make sense. This is written in code to you. You know who you are.

I am talking to you. Yes. You. Stop pretending that you do not know who I mean. I mean you, dear reader. Do I need to point at you like Uncle Sam?

I have a new theme s…