Rumored Crab Apocalypse.
It looks like someone has a secret admirer. I cannot remember the last time I had a secret admirer. Not one that I know of, at least. Some secrets stay secrets.
Shugee has a secret admirer. Frickin’ Shugee. I know who it is. Nick Lobo has been out of town on tour too long. I know who has set her sights on taking a bit of some low-hanging fruit. W…