The Brady Bunch. Chapter 641.

This is not a pretty story but it did happen so the only thing I can do in good conscience is report the events as they unfolded before my eyes. What follows is a firsthand account of the events at a certain Mid-City pizzeria. Mrs. King can corroborate my testimony.

Mrs. King and I went for pizza tonight. You should become a paid subscriber.

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