The Happiest Mailman. Chapter 563.

Why does a cosmetologist need a license to apply makeup? To protect the consumer.

I was waiting for the Aesthetician to show up. We were meeting for lunch. She was late, as usual. She had to wash her hair. While I was waiting the mailman showed up.

He is not my mailman. He is not just any regular mailman, either. He is the happiest mailman in New…