The Practical Joker.

I know this fellow who prefers to remain anonymous for our purposes. He’s a real snappy chappy. He is running a scam. He thinks he’s funny. You be the judge.

This fellow found a dried-up dead lizard in front of Winn Dixie the other day. He is the type of fellow who has too much imagination and too much time on his hands. He has come up with some gr…