The Secret Clock Museum. Chapter 537.

Two years ago today I went to Chuck E. Cheese, where a kid can be a kid.

It was the greatest.

Today, I went to the horologist with Leather Tuscadero. This was better. This is a story for the history books. That is why it is behind the paywall.

I notice that when I mention that paid subscribers get the good stuff, free subscribers unsubscribe. Not many. Few people ever unsubscribe but it is a pattern that I notice, as much as I pay attention. I think we are going to lose a few more free subscribers today because all the good stuff is behind the paywall. All of it. It is super-juicy.

Have you ever watched a dog try to shake off fleas? I did today. It was not pretty, nor was it funny. It was just an itchy dog. I was on Iberville Street, where the chocolate factory used to be.

This story is going to get better in a moment.