The Skinny on the Zentai Party.

I was invited to a zentai brunch down in the French Quarter this morning. It was easy to find the place. It was on the corner of Chartres and Barracks Streets.

Look for the lady in the zentai suit.

I had the passcode for the front door so I let myself in.

When I walked into the apartment, everybody was in their zentai gear. I was wearing a three-piece s…