The Sword Swallower's Story.

The Michelin Man has a sister. Her name is Bibendumina. She makes the Pillsbury Dough Girl look svelte. Her floral dress is made from a curtain. Her tattoos are traced from a set of children’s encyclopedia books. Looking closely, it is easy to see from Bibendumina’s complexion that her skin rarely sees direct sunlight. She does not seem to be a cr…