Torschlusspanik. Chapter 586.

I just lit up the internet with people looking up the definition of a German word. Python Lady texted it to me this morning. It is very rare that Python Lady texts me. I thought it was Mrs. Peel, who also rarely texts me.

Would you like to know who texts me the most? Shugee. That frickin’ Shugee.

Mrs. King was surprised that Python Lady sent me the word Torschlusspanik. Mrs. King knows exactly what that word means. Mrs. King is German. This word does not apply to Mrs. King.

It is raining out, which has put a damper on my plans.

I wanted to go to the Chuck E. Cheese in Kenner to compare and contrast.

Citizen Anthropologist.

What? Me worry? I do not have torschlusspanik.

Meet me in New Orleans.

More to follow. I am thinking about joining a fencing club. I am not talking about the kind of fences that make good neighbors…