Voodoo Cutlery.
Sometimes, you’ll come across flattened spoons on the sidewalk or in the street. Sometimes, you’ll see a bent butter knife on somebody’s doorstep. Sometimes, you’ll see a twisted fork tied to a tree branch or to a dead dog’s tail.
These are not random spoons, knives and forks that have been run over by automobiles. They are malformed and strategically placed with a purpose. One person’s useless trash is another person’s curse.
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