Voodoo Cutlery.

Sometimes, you’ll come across flattened spoons on the sidewalk or in the street.  Sometimes, you’ll see a bent butter knife on somebody’s doorstep.  Sometimes, you’ll see a twisted fork tied to a tree branch or to a dead dog’s tail.

These are not random spoons, knives and forks that have been run over by automobiles.  They are malformed and strategically placed with a purpose.  One person’s useless trash is another person’s curse.

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