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A Broad Subject.

Anticipating Epiphany.

A Christmas Story.

Frost on the Pumpkin.

Everyone Has a Scheme.

Plagiarist Shugee.

Poetaster Shugee.

Westwego Piggly Wiggly.

News From the Fried Chicken Triangle.

Never Enough Melba Toast.

More about the Holiday Club.

The Ineffable Beauty of Melba Toast.

Tremé Speakeasy.

More About the New Orleans Holiday Club.

The Bywater Museum of Unnatural History.

The Joys of Mirliton.

The Holiday Club.

The Sword Swallower's Story.

The Little People's Place.

John McDonough and Friedrich Hayek.

Shushan Airport.

Sociable Connections.

Caesar's Palace.

DATELINE: ESPLANADE AVENUE, NEW ORLEANS. MATTHEW KING. THE DEUTSCHES HAUS MASSACRE.

Architecture and Morality.

Decatur Barber Shop.

Felicity Jones.

The Church of I Am that I Am.

The Children's Casino.

Where to Get Free Chee Wees.

Professor Lovejoy.

More Skunk Ape News

Skunk Ape (con't)

King Cake Baby.

Midnight Adventure.

Barq's Root Beer.

The Final Chapter. (Part IX)

The Carnival Class.

The Sushi Room. (Little Metairie Part IX)

Breakfast in New Orleans.

New Venezuelan Restaurant.

The Mummy Room at Tulane.

Afternoon vs. Evening.

Anatomy of a Hibachi Chef (Little Metairie Part VII).

Hibachi Culture (Little Metairie, Part VI).

Under a Cherry Moon.

Little Metairie (Part V).

Candy Corn Hunt!

Little Metairie (Part IV).

The Fuller Brush Man.

Little Metairie (Part III).

Little Metairie (Part II).

The Mummy's Finger.

Little Metairie (Redux)

Little Metairie.

Languid New Orleans Time (Part III).

Languid New Orleans Time (Part II)

Languid New Orleans Time (Part I).

Charm Inflation.

Languid New Orleans Time.

Meyer the Hatter.

Hanging Out With the Best.

Stages of Life.

It Gets Me Nowhere.

The Best $2.69 You Will Ever Spend.

Glass Eyes (The End).

They Danced Atop His Casket.

Glass Eyes (Part III).

Glass Eyes (Part II).

The Horological Rumpus Room.

Cooter Brown's Corned Beef.

Leather Gets a Promotion.

Louisiana Litter Laws.

New Orleans Narwhal.

The Ace of Cads.

Felix's by the Lake.

Foreign Territory.

Dental Aesthetics.

Social Aid and Pleasure Clubs.

A Study in Jackassery.

Washington Parish, Louisiana.

Fair Grounds Race Track Ashtrays.

St. Claire's Pastilles.

Staying Fresh This Summer.

The Marry Me Oak.

The Final Chapter.

Rigor Mortis in Extremis.

Frog Legs, New Orleans Style.

Midnight Rendezvous.

Voodoo Cutlery.

Walking like Friday.

A Night of Barhopping.

Breakfast with a View.

Existential Midnight.

The Skinny on the Zentai Party.

Crescent City Steaks.

The Bubble Over Club.

The Day Went Down.

Sewerage and Water Board.

Roosevelt Hotel.

Ribbon Shopping.

The Gentleman Ape.

Ode to My Sidekick.

The Freedom of Bounce.

Hoffman Triangle.

New Orleans East.

Home Is Where the Heart Is.

Real vs. Unreal.

Buzzard's Roost.

More Birmingham/New Orleans Comparisons

Half a Day in Birmingham.

The Night Before.

The Cockroach Story.

Ode to the Flapper

The Back of the Vespa.

The Rat Parade.

Tamarind Straws.

I forget what this is about.

Trip to the Cobbler.

A Swamp and Cypher.

Prom of Doom!!!

Possible New Anchor. Part Deuce.

Possible News Anchor. Part One.

I Have a Prom Date.

Unexpected Surprises.

The Oldest Fire Hydrant in New Orleans.

Sherwin Williams Paints.

Maximum Plumage. Chapter 657.

Last Day of Jazz Fest. Chapter 656.

Frog Legs. Chapter 634.

Ode to Python Lady. Chapter 655.

One Lucky Dog. Chapter 653.

Midget Wrestling. Part One. Chapter 652.

The Battle Bar. Chapter 651.

The Real Chapter 650.

One Day At a Time. Chapter 650.

Abigail's Birthday. Chapter 648.

New Orleans Chinatown Snuff. Chapter 647.

Jazz Fest Falafel. Chapter 646.

Tuna Salad New Orleans. Chapter 645.

The Batture. Chapter 644.

Recreational Pastimes. Chapter 643.

The Bookworm. Chapter 642.

The Brady Bunch. Chapter 641.

Blue Shoes. Chapter 640.

Chalmette Fever. Chapter 639.

Morning Call. Chapter 638.

The Tale of the Prosthetic Leg.Chapter 637.

A Zydeco Shakedown. Chapter 636.

Manic Thursday. Chapter 635.

Funny Girl. Chapter 634.

Beefaroni. Chapter 642.

A Quick Whisper. Chapter 641.

Leather Has Gibbon Fever. Interlude.

Three Amigos. Chapter 640.

Leather Apples. An Interlude.

Le Grande Palais. Chapter 639.

Godzilla vs. Kong. An Interlude.

Ikura. Chapter 638.

Old Banjo Frog. Chapter 637.

Easter. Chapter 636.

The Place to Be.

Another Interlude.

Ghostbusters 4. Chapter 635.

Turkey Necks. An Interlude.

Urban Husbandry. Chapter 634.

Super Sunday. Super Funday. Chapter 633.

The Wild One. An Interlude.

Stumbling In. Chapter 632.

Prelude to Super Sunday. An Interlude.

Battle of the Beans. Chapter 631.

Karaoke Makes Amateurs Into Celebrities. Chapter 629.

Welcome to the Demimonde. Chapter 628.

Anatomy of a Gibbon. Chapter 626.

Strychnos Nux-Vomica. Chapter 625.

Leather Interrupts. An Interlude.

Monkey vs. Dog. Chapter 623.

Old Gretna. Chapter 622.

The Best Chinese Food in New Orleans. Chapter 621.

The Saint Claude Bridge. Chapter 620.

Two Teachers. Chapter 619.

The IT Girl. Chapter 618.

Blue Science. Chapter 617.

King's Diner. Chapter 616.

New Orleans Shuffleboard. Chapter 615.

A King-tastic Day. Chapter 614.

Ars Longa. Vita Brevis. Chapter 613.

Variations On a Theme. Chapter 612.

Public Transportation, New Orleans-Style. Chapter 611.

The Rue-filled Gamble. An Interlude.

The Rib Room. Chapter 610.

Saint Mother Cabrini. Chapter 609.

Smoke & Honey. Chapter 608.

Fate's Date. Chapter 607.

One for the Fans.

Tuberculosis of the Mind. Chapter 606.

Oh, What a Night. Chapter 605.

Hard Lent Begins. Chapter 604.

Mardi Gras Bonus.

Mardi Gras Morning. Chapter 603.

Krewe of Dead Beans.

Lundi Gras. Chapter 602.

Rhapsody. Chapter 601.

Hail Endymion! Chapter 600.

Bachelorettes. Chapter 599.

An Idle Interlude.

General Admission. Chapter 598.

Sewerage and Water. Chapter 597.

Three Mouseketeers. Chapter 596.

Wet Tee Shirt. Chapter 595.

Old Fathers. Chapter 594.

Carnival Heat. Chapter 593.

Fair Weather Mardi Gras. Chapter 592.

Danceteria. Chapter 591.

Faraway Bees. Chapter 590.

Disgraced Politician. Chapter 589.

Krewe de Vieux. Chapter 588.

Tenterhooks. Chapter 587.

Torschlusspanik. Chapter 586.

Life's Vinegar. Chapter 585.

Feminine Pulchritude. Chapter 584.

Chuck E. Cheese. Chapter 583.

Late Night Shenanigans. Chapter 581.

The Broad Theater. Chapter 579.

I Am a Snob. Chapter 578.

Miss Lard. Chapter 577.

On the Wearing of Clothes. Chapter 577.

Time in a Bottle. Chapter 575.

Fashion Show. Chapter 574.

Dreams Come True. Chapter 573.

Twelfth Night. Chapter 572.

Leather Epiphany. Chapter 571.

A Message to Mrs. Peel.

Art Imitates Life. Chapter 570.

The Sincerest Form of Flattery. Chapter 569.

Eggs Sardou. Chapter 568.

I Have Been Out-Kinged. Chapter 567.

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